me: knock knock
friend: who's there
me: interrupting black woman
friend: interrupting bla-
*in the car*
Me: why is this nigga in front of us going so slow
My grandma: how do you know he is an African American
Me: no grandma he's just a nigga
My grandma: *whispers* nigga is a bad word
Me: why are you whispering, we are the only ones in the car
hotlocalsingle: i remember one time a cashier was like “youre really pretty” and i couldnt think of what to say and ended up saying happy birthday
neyruto: imagine waking up and finding a tiny spider with a tiny clipboard who had been taking notes while you were sleeping
I'm so tired of this "No Male Role-models in...
thequeenofbutts: isaia: quixoticandabsurd: So tired of it. Because seriously, nobody batted an eye when I was little and walked out of the theater after seeing Toy Story proclaiming, “Woody is so cool! I want to be just like him!” Nobody cared that I was a little girl looking up to a male character. Not a single person would have been upset if I wanted a Sully toy, or if I admired Simba...
sherk: the more i like a person the meaner i am to them i’m literally a preschooler
a group of dancer/beauty pageant people just...
and they were aLL WEARING CROCS
Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
miroti-c: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
Whenever someone mentions any fandom I obsess...
the marriott hotel is a happenin place apparently